Try as you might, even if you defied reality and managed to pull it off, what’s waiting for you? Some sick satisfaction that you can? That’s what playing BoneTown is like.The game that reveals your wildest animal origins and lets you realize your dirtiest sexual fantasies and display a sadistic cruelty towards people you can never do in your everyday life. If you’re interested in playing this game, go kick yourself in the balls. It sucks running about the city screaming “blowjob please” and hoping somebody bites - yes, blowjobs are the only way to recover from overzealous baddies and gangbangs gang- beatings. If you’re confronted by more than one baddie, chances are you’re gonna die. Thanks to auto-aim, it’s easy to form accidental enemies (and they will never stop chasing you). Dealing meaningful damage or recovering from combat is grueling chore. This game is surprisingly difficult (but for all the wrong reasons). If you’re the sort that’s easily offended for any reason whatsoever, this is not your game. BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition made me laugh-out-loud with its crass humor and obscene stereotypes. In retrospect, I should have stopped playing hours ago. I played BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition for nearly five hours, hoping it’d “get better”. I suspect this is the result of outsourced labor, perhaps background noise from other studios or equipment-related issues. The novelty of “I need a blowjob” wears off pretty quickly when you’re forced to ask this question again-and-again every ten-twenty minutes. I think there needs to be a wider library of dialogue to preserve the hilarity of gameplay. However, it’s inevitable you’ll hear repeat dialogue - after a few hours, it kind of loses its charm. “You wanna meet my penis with your mouth?” “I’m here to smoke joints and eat pussy - and I’m all out of joints!” “I think I need a manager here! Manager!“ I don’t know if the voice of the player character changes by “race”, but I loved the wheezy acting of my character. For the most part, you’ll only hear footsteps and dialogue that is directed to you. After listening to a few tracks, I muted the music before starting a new game. The beat and lyrics set the mood for what’s to come. It was “nigger” this and “nigger” that - but honestly, it was fitting for the game. I heard a combination of crass and obscene rap and reggae. The soundtrack is total trash - but that’s just my opinion. When you end a sex-scene, a sad, painted-on cum-shot will play. By matching your speed and power with your partners’ preferences, you can make them orgasm (granting an essential combat bonus). Animations are okay, but they lack meaningful interactivity they’re just short loops with adjustable “speed” and “power”. There are reasonably attractive models, but it’s best to consider them “end-game” content. I was grossed-out by the women I was forced to fuck during my “missions”. Until you sink some hours into the game, you’ll have to suffer through crackhead hookers and morbidly obese pedestrians. The main protagonist is butt-ugly, sure to ruin any sense of eroticism (unless you too sport the “crackhead look”).
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Sex is a big part of the game, but the models are a mixed bag (that’s mostly full of dung).
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There are a variety of unlockable sexual animations - they cost a boatload of money, so try not to spend all your bucks on crack ( seriously!) I’m not sure if BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition is intended to be an erotic game. Chances are, you’ll die if you try to fight back. Be on the look-out for “the Man” - if you’re caught putting your balls to work, you’ll be chased down by “Man agents”. For this reason, it’s really important to maintain big balls and “top off” with lots of sex! There are a variety of collectable drugs, all of them offering useful effects for example, liquor boosts your balls, and crack dramatically increases your run speed! Some drugs can be harvested (such as magic mushrooms) and others are held by designated characters ( like crack!) It’s a good idea to maintain a strong selection of drugs - they’re the difference between life and death. If you die during a mission, all progress is reset (including your identity). When defeated, male characters can be “copied” (altering your stats and appearance). Blowjobs restore your hit-points, and sexually satisfying your partners (via intercourse) will restore your “ball mater” (which provides a “fight bonus”!) Your balls and damage output are affected by your current “identity”. Complete missions to increase your “ball size” to pick up ladies and defeat “the Man”! BoneTown, is “all about your balls” the bigger the balls, the slimmer the ladies! Until you complete missions (or drink tons of “booze”), “you’ll have to start off with fat girls,” and “work your way up” to “hot chicks”.
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